We were so excited, weren’t we… Fifa and the Women’s World Cup Here in Aotearoa and big matches free to air stadiums full to overflow We cheered, of course we did, and we didn’t even really care which team well, we did, but not enough to stop watching and cheering the winners Spain, Spain… they had almost a whole team defect, because, because we were not sure why, but we soon found out, we found out When Spain won the world cup and Luis Rubiales, the Fifa President held Hermoso in both hands to kiss we watched replays on television We discussed it, her arm, where it was his intention, his position, not where he stood at that moment but in the power structure, and the moment, the moment I explained to hubby, years ago, before before we had babies, in a small apartment a good friend came to dinner, and me I’d cooked a lovely dinner, I love to cook The good friend, in our very small kitchen stood beside me and my now husband the smallest of spaces, and greeted me by shoving his tongue down my throat I’m telling hubby perhaps 45 years later and he says why didn’t you say something and I say that I was so shocked that I didn’t know what to do and after all, I say You, were standing right there, didn’t you notice? And I’d cooked dinner I’d cooked dinner I hadn’t planned to be the appetiser ...
Every time I iron
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We were motherless mothers You and I, with our newborns New to it all You taught me how to iron business shirts, you, knowing all about shoulders and seams I’d iron creases in, instead of out You showed me how to fold and flatten you knew about fabrics I can see the pale green caterpillar cake you made for her birthday, the bright eyes, the coconut, coloured napkins your new deck and recently renovated stylish bathroom from Park and Clarke planned by that man we saw on the telly An elegant claw bath and retro, floral wallpaper with Rimu of course for fittings after all this was the 80’s. We used to say ‘life’s too short to stuff a mushroom’ but you did for one dinner party stuff mushrooms Oh we were glorious in the suburbs in our cul-de-sac overlooking the sea You and me, you and me It wasn’t a flash suburb and the sea was far off but we could see it all the same And the sun sank earlier than we wanted Life is too short to stuff mushrooms We found that out when you left us leaving your girl not even a teenager breaking all our hearts Sometimes I want to surprise him, iron a whole batch of freshly washed shirts, flattening those shoulder seam just like you
Posville
Standard(a poem created from elevator messages in Google translate) When going out with pets wear a leash attach a name tag, neighbours are suffering please cooperate, complaints are flooding Wall noise in life does damage, caring for neighbours in the area where they occur is love complaints are flooding, please cooperate Attach a name tag, neighbours are suffering the sound of drumming does damage caring for neighbours where they occur is love Please cooperate, complaints are flooding do not leave the door open caring for neighbours is love Complaints are flooding the sound of drumming love is where neighbours occur



Microwaving happiness
StandardIt’s not my own kitchen, nor my own language, so making mac'n'cheese means using Google to read instructions on the pasta packet, the cheese label and microwave settings in translation include energy, medicine, middle, defrost, thermal insulation time/sad child, perplexingly making me wonder if indeed happiness can be microwaved do the older women I see bent almost doubled, lifting swathes of recyclables onto hand carts, securing mountains of cardboard taller than themselves, know about this? close by in sleek black luxury behind tinted windows lurk Gucci Ummas in designer shoes parking on the pavement to slip into buy freshly made tofu slipping through swathes of steam down the road further at the oddly named Richmall, you’ll find the older ummas wearing faded visors and floral shirts towing hand trolleys filled with store-bought tofu what if they all knew they could microwave happiness would they want to?

The Dangers of Satire
Standard(with apologies to Juvenal and all scholars of Juvenal)
Posterity will need to add nothing to how we behave, Our children will do and desire exactly the same; All depravity stands at the edge of a chasm. Set sail, Spread all your canvas. Perhaps you’ll say ‘Where Is the power to match your subject? Where will you find The frankness of those who wrote as they chose With passionate spirit?’ Well who do I dare not name? Do I let him ride by, then, that man who’s planning tax cuts For all his uncles and despises us from his feather cushions? ‘Yes, button your lip, instead, when he sallies by: If you even say: ‘that’s him’, you’ll be marked as WOKE Stephen from Balclutha is completely pissed off There’s no problem with Claire on a toilet seat No-one got fired for that, and Jamie-Lee led them all a merry dance and now he’s a popular pimp and what about Barbara messing with justice poor Stephen is shaking his head, it’s not fair they’ve cancelled me, bloody PC just crowd put him to bed But Luxon is fiery and roars in reply… we won’t settle for this stuff and Nicola nods almost cries We’re much better than this and even if you Privately think Jacinda is like Hitler, says Erica With a perfectly straight face and straight hair You just can’t say it out loud Better watch out, the National party is out and about They won’t let you get away with it any more They’re chasing down votes and set Stephen afloat Dreaming his dreams of Covid and nubile young things In retirement As he reddens and sweats, his conscience new-stricken by guilt. Then, there’ll be anger and tears. So think about it first, Before you go posting misogynistic jokes… too late to regret
Unravelled
StandardPretty yarn all in a box with circular needles cost a small fortune but how hard can it be? Casting on is tricky for me 188 stitches and alas every time I count them I get a different number Hubby suggests counting in tens, not twos and clever man, marking them off, and it works a treat I’m almost one and a half inches into the ribbed hem when I notice the circular yarn is twisting – oh no Too, the rib pattern of two plain and two pearl has now here and there it seems become three pearl…how did that happen? I will unravel and start again! of course I will, of course I will and recklessly I tear the stitches into a tangled mess of knotty wool This all started at 10.00 am after my early morning swim and it’s now 4.30 pm my neck in rictus and I’m furious In the time I have taken to create this mess I could have baked six cakes successfully I can read recipes… I throw the needles and the knots of yarn to the floor and head to the sea .,, cheaper than a therapist Hubby arrives home tired after a full days work and quietly sits at the table in full light, un-knotting my knots Ah such folly this is love I’m unravelled


The Friday Poem
StandardExcited to be the guest writer for The Spinoff Friday Poem this week.
https://thespinoff.co.nz/tags/the-friday-poem

Welly, Me and Katherine Mansfield
StandardOh Welly, you shining star Today you were my heartbeat as I walked your streets to Te Papa to listen to a conversation about a very modern woman our Katherine Mansfield 100 years since she died Oh Welly, what would she think of you today... Wouldn't she be surprised The things she might have said about the dreaded cruise ships parked on the sea, disgorging elderly tourists into Lambton Quay imagine the parody... Oh Welly, you sure turned it on today, and I listened in thrall to talk of our Colonial girl so ahead of her time I found you waiting for me in your dress of words and I took your hand for a brief moment just you and me babe you and me until an elderly tourist offered to take my photo Oh I know you'd love the irony.

You ask what love is
Standard( I found this prose poem written back in 2018 when our
darling Emma Aroha was born and we were in Seoul soaking up the joy)
It’s the coffee cup beside the phone charger on the floor.
the mobile playing nursery rhymes bolted from above
her hair splayed across the TV remote as she sleeps
a folded clean nappy, discarded singlet, a portable fan
paper covering the fluorescent lighting but not entirely
the white noise and green lights of the air conditioning
water bottles, protein shake, milk powder on the microwave
French, German, all of them eventually abandoned for
breast milk… the sucking reflex as she sleeps beside you
you are together on the foam mattress on the floor
it’s four types of baby carriers and the fact you love
the traditional wrap – just a piece of fabric tied tightly
heartbeat on heartbeat or head against her back
the composting machine with its hungry worms will
eventually eat all your uneaten rice, seaweed, banana
on the fridge is a photo of your Appa on his grandfather’s
knee, looking down on you confirming those cross cultural
genes and a box of grapes like pearls in tissue from your
Korean Halmoni who comes to make seaweed soup for her girl
your Appa’s ripped jeans hang from the door, belt still attached
the white rabbits dangle, and turn. I am sitting in the feeding chair
we purchased for your Omma. I can stretch my legs out full.
I’m on guard, awaiting your awakening, ready to take you from her sleeping arms.
I am your Kiwi Halmoni.
Unpacking Cliches
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On Saturday, I left home at 7.30 am to drive over the hill to Carterton. The reason for this, was the lure of a free Poetry Workshop and later on, performance by Chris Tse. What’s not to like?
The Poetry Workshop was at the rather flash new Carterton Events Centre (well, it looks very new). We were in the Hurunui o Rangi Room. Rather like a Corporate Boardroom with Chris and his whiteboard at the top table.
One and a half hours to unpick the meaning of two poems and have a go a writing something ourselves (with several song lyric prompts on the whiteboard).
But, first we had to introduce ourselves and tell the group what sparked joy for us, or in us. Of course cliches abound with such a question. One group member had both a mother and a granddaughter named Joy, which was rather special. One woman claimed that joy for her was elusive and she needed to work out how to find it. A dog licking a waking face was another rather lovely image. Grandchildren, the night sky… You get the drift.
We looked at Jenny Bornholdt’s now very famous poem ‘Make Sure’. It is a perfect example of how to undercut, and distill what is for sure, a Kiwi cliché – man lost in the bush – grieving wife talking to the news. The discussion around this poem was interesting because love was the enduring theme in responses to it. The clever final shift of pronoun from you to I in the last line, owning the whole poem. It’s easy to read this poem several times and find new ways to inhabit it. It had an extra resonance with the shadow of Cyclone Gabrielle stalking our thoughts.
We then read a poem by Sam Duckor-Jones ‘Allemande in G by J.S. Bach. I’d read this poem before and to be honest, I’d dismissed it as pretentious modern and who cares. But, when I had it explained to me by Chris and what Sam was doing with musical notes, I finally ‘got it’. No longer pretentious, but clever, ingenious and great fun. Poetry that has constraints is something I admire. The Villanelle, Sestina or even a Sonnet.
The final exercise was to write for about ten minutes (maybe a little longer, but not long) – just the first response without thinking too hard, to prompts from the whiteboard.
Here’s my effort… yet to be tamed.
I didn’t start the fire
Mum did, she sharpened the axe first, in the shed cobwebs overhead, the smell of lawnmower petrol and freshly cut kindling what was she thinking falling for the returned soldier who proposed in the graveyard threatening to kill himself as she scrunches paper into tight balls to build a cushion, allow air in before setting the wood before striking the match before does she hesitate does she wait to strike the match to smell the sulphur sometimes, peeling onions she stuck a struck match in her mouth, evidently folklore has it this will stop you crying
Chris generously gave out pencils at the end of the workshop and I grabbed two – see my photo. He really is an inspirational poet. His journey as a young Chinese Gay man and the story he told us at his performance later in the day…. He talked to his Mum about ‘coming out’ and she said to him ‘you’ll be lonely’…. His reply ‘I’m already lonely’. Wow. Right to the heart. He owns the stage, he owns his poems and he’s generous to boot. After reading several of his own poems, he chose to read some of his favourite poems from other poets he knows. Applause.